Now Is The Time For Pants

I love you like you love me

February 14, 2005

Since I'm filled with twice the love of most who have loved twice, I present you with two Valentine's Day ... cards.

The first is called "I love you so much that I drank coffee" and the second is called "I love you enough to stare into a ceiling light."

Neither card is available for resale, but both will most likely stir passion in the eyes and hearts of those who lust after a man willing to make really dumb Valentine's Day images of himself, year after year after year.

Comments

09:00 PM | 2005-02-15 | 24.229.35.6 | #
Posted by sps

At least SOMEBODY took the time amidst all this hubbub to acknowledge the most important holiday of the year.

Oh, by the way, for all you NYC people: I might be in the city over spring break (March 12-20th...likely the latter half of that), so maybe we can get together one weekend night and you can all meet the man behind the smirk...and I can meet the various people I've never met, though some vacation in the summer in my hometown.

09:43 PM | 2005-02-15 | 69.137.7.33 | #
Posted by ae

WHAT'S THE STORY WITH YOUR SITE, SCHAEFER?? And don't lead me on anymore. You're really never going to answer the Q&A are you?

10:03 PM | 2005-02-15 | 68.174.182.198 | #
Posted by jankowski

Schaefer has finally caved into my scheme to re-assimilate him. He will be rejoining the borg as soon as time allows. It was "officially" a voluntary decision on his part, but I will admit that, at a very minimum, the wet noodles probably played a role in his decision.

Schaefer, thank you for noticing my romantic gesture.

08:42 AM | 2005-02-16 | 24.229.35.6 | #
Posted by sps

It's a conspiracy against the collective!

http://www.improveverywhere.com/mission_view.php?mission_id=45

They must be assimilated!!!

08:43 AM | 2005-02-16 | 24.229.35.6 | #
Posted by sps

Oh bloody 'ell I'm a dork...

I got hooked to TNG thanks to my Dad, I swear!

That's enough Mr. Worf

10:17 AM | 2005-02-16 | 209.187.14.122 | #
Posted by Lara