October Fun Week
April 21, 2004
As announced yesterday, the first October Fun Week of 2004 is set to kick off tomorrow. The executive committee of The Bigwhoop Organization - in conjunction with the commissioner of the Matt Jankowski Memorial Fantasy Baseball League and in association with the Now Is The Time For Pants activities advisory board - would like to invite each and every one of you - jew or gentile, protestant or catholic, black man or white man - to join in celebration of what looks to be a truly glorious and historic October Fun Week.
This October Fun Week begins just 10 short hours from now, at 12AM on Thursday, April 22nd and continues until 11:59 PM on Sunday, May 2nd.
You might be thinking "But Matt, what the hell is an October Fun Week?", and I wouldn't blame you for thinking that, because I was once as uncertain of this as you are right now. To truly understand the nature of an October Fun Week, one must go back in time. Back to October of 2002. A time when men were men and women were women. When the crisp fall air filled your lungs with a sense of autumn that you can't get any other time but October. A time when the baseball playoffs were being played, and the hockey playoffs weren't. A time when children could still play in the street without fear of being mauled by vicious dogs. A time...well...a different time than now my friends, a different time indeed.
Earlier today, I emailed Eric Dowdell who, along with myself, is one of the originators of the October Fun Week concept, with a very simple question. I wrote "Can you write a short essay, in 250 words or less, entitled 'What October Fun Week Means to me'? If so, will you?". I had intended on featuring that in this space for you to review.
His reply came 10 minutes later. It said - "Yes and probably."
Two hours later (5 minutes ago), he called me from New York City's Central Park and requested that I transcribe his words, which he spoke to me over the phone, onto this website for all of you to read.
So here now, as accurately as I could type them, are the words of Mr. Eric Dowdell:
October Fun Week is an excuse to combine all of the various immature yet extremely fun activities that we used to partake in...I think it's unfortunate that many young adults can't get an enjoyment out of making tuesday night runs to taco bell or drinking horrible drinks all day.
...Wait what was I saying....remember when you were 5 years old and your life basically consisted of three things: sleeping, eating, gi joes, and tag ... do you remember how great that was? You didn't sit around all night worrying about student loans, global warming or politics...wouldn't it be nice if you could return to that way of life?
October Fun Week - no scratch that - That's really what the essence of October Fun Week is.
Basically...we're all kids walking around in grown up costumes...the founders of October Fun Week, however, don't wear their grown up costumes as well as everyone else.
Us announcing October Fun Week is like an open invitation for everyone to tear off their uncomfortable adult costumes.
As you can see, October Fun Week is something different for each person who celebrates it. It's a time when beer tastes better for people who drink beer, and worse for people who don't. It's a time when baseball transcends life, and life becomes baseball. It's a time to take a step back from the hustle and bustle of everyday life and start to appreciate the simple things. To put a skip in your step and a swagger in your walk. To hold your head high. To watch war movies. To play video game hockey. Or golf, if that suits you.
This particular fun week, as I said earlier, runs for a period of 10 days. While not a week by the strictest of definitions, I think you'll admit that 10 days is more days than 7 days, by a factor of 1.43 or so. I think you'll also agree that an October Fun Week that lasts for 10 days is better than an October Fun Week that doesn't run at all.
Here's a sneak preview of some of the plans we've got in the agenda for our local celebration of October Fun Week:
- Friday, April 23 - Watch game one of the Yankees-RedSox series
- Saturday, April 24 - Attend game two of the series, probably go insane if they pronounce Bill Mueller's name as "Miller" instead of "Mule-er", as it should be
- Wednesday, April 28 - "Seamus Weir Day"
- Saturday, May 1 - An all day celebration of horses, accompanied by the Mint Julep...which is the most disgusting thing ever conceived by man, culminating in the running of the 130th Kentucky Derby
But this message is not just an invitation to participate - it's a call to action. I don't want you to just read about what I'm doing for October Fun Week, I want you to come up with things that you can do too. I want you to tell me about them, and take pictures.
When you wake up tomorrow I want you to get in the shower, find a water temperature you can really work with, and think "man, it's good to be alive."
Although I don't support the frequent sexual objectification of women promoted by your blog, I have decided to engage in October Fun Week on my own terms. Being that these ten days fall within my last 16 here at Bucknell, I am going to accept every invitation to do something other than work. I'm even starting early, as I've been invited to go out this evening, whereas before I was going to write an essay that was due for tomorrow. It shall finish itself in due time. Thanks for the inspiration.