Bob Ross Quotes

“In any case I am betting on bacteria as the creators of oil...”
— The Unclear Origins of Oil

Are my tomatoes safe?

Biggest drawing in the world

Milliways: Infocom's Unreleased Sequel to...

“The Mets have given us up. They have let us down. They have...”
— Anonymous

Pentagon: Inventory ordered of all U.S....

Notes from the democratic debate

What does the word “deserve” mean to Hilary Clinton?  I don’t think she’s...

Vitus

I am totally off winter jackets.  Sweaters for the outside, 100% of the time.

BARACK OBAMA SENT YOU FLOWERS

US plans to shoot down satellite

Super Tuesday Not For Bexar Voters

Passage

Socio-Political Themes in The Smurfs

Unique Soviet Snowmobiles

A large, mysterious blob has taken over a major sewer line...

EveryBlock

Ham

I don’t like the ‘dilemma’ that CNN claims...

Recruiter: Well, that's what we always say - 'Give us your boys, and we'll give you back men'
Mother: What about my daughters?
Recruiter: Oh no ... sorry. If you give us your girls, we'll keep them.
Recruiter: You won't get them back.

Christmas Should be More Commercial

I dont think you should feel bad about “being used” by somebody.  It means you were...

“Well for someone into death and hardcore, the upper east...”
— Interview: UES...

“No one can say for sure when things got out of hand — when...”
— The Bears Among Us

How to Win at Monopoly® - a Surefire...

In the scene in Rocky II where rocky runs up the steps of the library, there are easily like 200...

“I don’t need the chairman of the Federal Reserve to tell me...”
— Is Jay-Z signaling a...

“Are dates safe? No. You could have a heart attack from...”
— Crazy Blind Date

“You must admit it’s fun watching two groups of...”
— This Hollywood Writers Strike...

Francis "Jazz" Swanwick

“Over the years, city authorities have employed monkey...”
— Man dies in monkey attack

“He lies awake at night, daydreaming, nightdreaming,...”
— TV Announcer

What Wouldn't Jesus Do?

Ladies Briefs

“The Reventon is named for the bull that killed Felix Guzman,...”
— Lamborghini Reventon

“42.8% of people in West Virginia are toothless”
— This graph

thoughtbot nyc

If you tell someone you’re consuming a lot of protein they’re like “oh wow that...

“Xingu’s best friend is apparently a wild pig called...”
—  Double-nosed dog not to...

“The 14-part regulation issued by the State Administration...”
— China tells living Buddhas to...

“To a certain degree, black people are sick of each...”
— Could Mr. Right Be White?

“Oscar the cat seems to have an uncanny knack for predicting...”
— Oscar the cat

“We can categorically state that we have not released...”
—  British blamed for Basra...

“With the squirrel still hanging from her hand, the woman ran...”
— Squirrel goes on rampage in...

Molly: Did you get the article about the giant prehistoric penguins???!!!?!?!?!?!!!
Matt: Yes how are they so big?
Molly: They are from the past when everything is bigger, as opposed to the Future, when everything is smaller and more efficient, except for the humans who keep getting bigger.

“I feel like I’m in a costume as an actress in a play.”
— Jaclyn McHugh Fontecchio,...

“A man clad only in underwear and a T-shirt wrestled a wild...”
— Sneaky Cats

“Bill Clinton fled from his pen near Orange Grove Road on a...”
— The Carrboro Citizen

“I was friends with his nephew, Craig Falwell.  Many family...”
— Lara Hanson

“Our Lady of Fifth Avenue Buses rides on and on down the...”
— Bess Jankowski

“The reason we’re so excited is because it was so...”
— Nathan Smith

Gee Willikers

Him: Oh? Silly things? Or secret capers?
Her: Oh, a bit of both. I was on vacation for a bit, and a mongoose almost fell on my head in a rainforest!

“It needed to tell stories about Iraq which reflected the...”
—  Hero’s tale is...

“An army of sea urchins is mounting an attack.”
— Discovery HD

“…no one actually thinks the actual ipod actually...”
— iPod Saves Soldiers Life

“A lot of people think Christians sure don’t struggle...”
— Porn & Pancakes

“I’ll show him what traveling for business is all about...”

Green Dimes

I moved, and my front door smells like a pastry-toting bakery. Season four of the MJMFBL has begun.

The Elevator

“I literally have pawprint-shaped bruises on my chest....”
— Heimlich Hound

“How can they sell ‘boyfriend trousers’? If...”

Not Getting Things Done

Readers sound off about Goshen anti-war song

“It’s like when you sleep with a woman and get her...”
— Eric Furst, on The...

Stomach Engines

Chad: but, I'm thinking maybe I'll leave that to you
Matt: you mean in terms of making the input boxes really big on the contact form?
Chad: yeah, in terms of that

“If you want to have an opinion, you have to know the facts”
— Rob

Watch Your Back

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