The Mets have given us up.
They have let us down.
They have turned around and deserted us.
They have made us cry.
They have said goodbye.
They have told a lie and hurt us.
∞ Pentagon: Inventory ordered of all U.S. nukes
Shouldn’t they have this report on hand? I’d be comfortable employing one guy whose sole job it is to maintain a spreadsheet with this information.